I thought I was straight because I liked girls. Then I thought I wasn’t because I liked guys. Now I know I wasn’t because I like girls.
I thought I was a straight man once. Ended up being not the case.
Straight? I was straight once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with femboys. And femboys make me not straight.
Straight? I was straight once. They put me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room filled with rubber femboys. And femboys make me straight, as i don’t like them. I am still straight.
Man? I was a man once. They locked me in IKEA. An infinite IKEA. An infinite IKEA full of Blahajs. I was never a man.
🔫 We can make it 96*
* this is a water gun and it makes one less straight man because everyone’s straight until things get hot and wet
people are like wood
they’re straight until things get hot and wet
😂 The version of that joke I’ve heard is spaghetti, but I like the wood version too!
