Counterpoint:
Duck Season!
The ones on the left are hares.
You can tell because the hares have proportionally longer ears and legs and commonly engage in violent crime.
Carrots have changed a lot since then. Now they come with a chemical that turns bunnies into mindless sex fiends.
That’s no ordinary rabbit!
Look at the bones!
Big nasty pointy teeth.
RUN AWAY!
I nearly soiled my armor.
I know it’s just a meme but…don’t get a rabbit as a pet if you’re gonna keep it in a cage. They need space! They’re as smart as cats and can be easily litter trained.
I feel attacked.
It was the holy hand grenade that stopped em.
It’s because we can mass produce holy hand grenades now.
Honestly the wild bunnies that live near me are still pretty badass. I could definitely see them welding a mace or jumping me when I least suspect.
wot wot
