I assume North and South Carolina are green because you can name your kid just “Carolina”, so why is only one of the Washingtons green if we’re allowed to use partial names?
Edit: Also Columbia is a name
Same as the Dakotas I presume
This is Tennessee Williams erasure!
Idaho should be dark red. You should never give bullies that much fuel.
You got a problem with my boy Duncan Idaho?
Maybe if you just name her Idah?
Literally considering naming my incoming daughter Rhoda (of Rhodes) I think it’s a fine name. Also shares a name with a girl in classic literature.
Come on, now. Ain’t the author heard of Alabama Whurly? She tastes like peach.
Yeah, “Alaska” is kind of a nice name too
Also Idaho lol
Why you gotta do my boy Johnny Utah like that?
To be fair it’s his last name, and also like his agent name, right? But I do think Utah as a first name is SICK. But I’m from there sooo… lol
Afaik it was his real name. Brody recognized him from his college football star days.
Need to do a version of this with car brands.
I would love it if I could read this map, but I’m kinda colorblind. And also an idiot.
Here you go, friend
Acceptable (dark green): Washington, Nevada, North Dakota, South Dakota, West Virginia, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina and Georgia.
Somewhat acceptable (green): Montana, Arizona, Kansas, Louisiana and Indiana.
Ok (yellow): California, Alaska, Idaho, Colorado, Oklahoma, Michigan, Kentucky, Maryland and Maine.
Somewhat unacceptable (red): Oregon, Wyoming, Nebraska, Iowa, Missouri, Illinois, Arkansas, Hawaii, Texas, Tennessee, Florida, Pennsylvania, Delaware, Vermont and Connecticut.
What the fuck (maroon): Utah, New Mexico, Minnesota, Wisconsin. Mississippi, Alabama, Ohio, Washington DC, New York, New Jersey, Rhode Island, Massachusetts and New Hampshire.
I feel like you could get away with Minnesota.
I feel like you could get away with Rhode or Delaware.
Wait why is Nevada green.
Who is named Nevada
OK: Ok
If you name your daughter after a state or city, she will pay for school by dancing.
Stage names are typically made up. That dancer you like named after a city is probably actually a Jennifer or an Amanda.
Fun note: Miranda is Latin for good lookin’ and Amanda is Latin for good lovin’.
