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    3 months ago

    Bees are like carpenters, they carry a knife but you’re not worried they might stab you for no reason.

    Wasps are like meth heads.

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      They’re like meth head gang members that also call their gang to attack you after they do. That’s what terrifies me of them.

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    Shitty wasps like Yellow Jackets give almost all the other wasps a bad reputation. Yellow Jackets are mean and spiteful, even when they aren’t protecting their nest.

    Most other eusocial wasps are pretty docile, unless you mess with their nest or really go out of your way to harass them.

    In many parts of the world, like my own, there are far more species of solitary wasps than eusocial wasps. Solitary wasps are nearly all non-aggressive, they don’t have communal nests to defend, and they basically don’t have time to fuck around with stinging shit because they are too busy building a chamber for their eggs, collecting food for their upcoming progeny, and trying to stay fed and hydrated while doing it.

    So what I’m getting at is that most wasps I encounter on a regular basis are pretty chill. Really, this goes for bees as well. Most of the ones I see on a regular basis are solitary types and non-aggressive. The most aggressive bees I tend to encounter are male carpenter bees. They are highly territorial and they’ll even buzz a human to scare them off. However, there’s no threat. Male bees and wasps cannot sting, they do not even have stingers.

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      The most aggressive bees I tend to encounter are male carpenter bees. They are highly territorial and they’ll even buzz a human to scare them off. However, there’s no threat.

      No threat of stinging, anyway. They will absolutely wreak havoc on a wood framed house.

      bzzzzbzzzBZZZZZ

      Yes, sir, I see you. I see your little pile of sawdust on the fence, too. No, I’m not going to screw with it. I’m just installing this gate latch."

      bzzzbzbbzbbzbzbzbzbzzzzz

      This would go a lot faster if I didn’t have to keep ducking.

      BZZZZZZ

      Okay, I’m done, jeez.

      BZZZZZzzzbzzzzbzzzz

      …aaaaand under the fascia board it goes. Shit.

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        As far as I’m aware, it’s the females that dig the holes in wood as a nesting chamber, not the males. So I don’t think the males are even a thread to a wood framed house.

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          The females wouldn’t be a threat either if the males could just learn to keep it in their pants

          Technically correct is the best kind of correct.

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      We have paper wasps around here. They bump you before they sting you. Like “hey bump we got a nest here bump stay away bump” I’ve only been stung when I was shaking something out next to a nest and they saw it as aggressive + too close.

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        Yep, lots of bees and wasps do this because they don’t actually want to sting defensively if it can be avoided, so they are merely trying to intimidate a potential threat. Unfortunately, it’s very common for people to panic and behave erratically in response, and that tends to make the critters feel like they are in danger, so they do end up stinging. It basically becomes a self-fulfilling prophesy.

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          No, of course not. I’ve put out traps for them before. Then we’re really bad when I first moved into this house and I killed a lot the first two years I lived here. I rarely see them now but I still see them occasionally. If their numbers get crazy again I’ll put traps out again. For better or worse they’re the most common solitary bee in my area. I probably see at least 10x as many carpenter bees as bumble bees. I know because I’m always looking for those fuzzy butts lol.

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            Fair enough, seeing an occasional one is fine. I moved into a house with an infestation a while back, there were hundreds of them living in the porch rafters. There were dozens of them swarming the porch at any given time during the day.

            Traps did nothing for me. I used liquid nails and filled in their holes at night while they were sleeping. 10% would chew their way back out, so I repeated until they were gone.

            I don’t mind bees in general, but I have a distaste for carpenter bees after that experience.

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    Bees, wasps, ok, got it.

    But mosquitoes? I’be yet to find a biologist that would advocate for preservation of mosquitos. Kill them with fire.

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          There’s a backstory that’s revealed throughout the first Lilo and Stitch movie that Agent Bubbles was in the CIA in Roswell NM in the 60s and was able to smooth over an intergalactic incident by convincing the intergalactic government that earth is a critical ecosystem for protecting the endangered mosquito and to classify Earth as a wildlife preserve.

          So there’s jokes peppered throughout the film as Pleakley joins the escaped prisoner capture mission on Earth to ensure minimal disruption to the mosquito food chain.

          In case its not obvious, I recently rewatched that movie with my kids

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            never watched it but the movie poster never suggested to me such a story! I thought stitch was just an ugly koala like animal

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              The first film is actually very worth watching. The TV series is worth paying attention to with your kids, at least for the first episode or two

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        Curious how the non-humans will look in the live-action version coming out. They got Stitch right, at least.

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          almost right, still looks like an animated plush toy rather than an animal. they’re so close to getting out of the uncanny valley but didn’t quite make it

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            But the thing is, Stitch DOES look like a plush toy. To make him look realistic they’d have to change his design quite a bit.

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              he looks like a plush toy in the way that some cats and dogs do, not literally like he’s made of fabric and sewn together. He’s very explicitly organic what with the gene manipulation.

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      That thing we do where we dump genetically modified mosquitoes into an area to make sterile mosquitoes and kill them off is awesome because the gene dies out after a few years. It’d essentially a temporary and mild extinction we can do. It’s amazing because we don’t even need to decide if it’s correct to kill off a species.

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        It’s also worth noting that this technique has been used primarily in urban areas with introduced species of mosquitoes. It would have different effects if done in wild ecosystems on native species.

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        I would like to believe that say amphibians would adapt eating flies or other insects if mosquitoes are lacking.

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      Nah that’s just female mosquitoes. Male mosquitoes are pollinators. Unfortunately, male mosquitoes need female mosquitoes.

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      They have actually exhaustively studied this, and they offer zero benefit, they aren’t even a good food source for any known animal.

      The risks associated with mosquito eradication are extremely low.

      That’s like the only bug that’s like that. The rest are crazy important to their ecosystems.

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        This is just plain false. Them and their eggs are an important food source for all kinds of aquatic animals and birds. Also, their larva remove contamins for water.

        Even logically this doesn’t make sense. What’s more likely: every insect is extremely important except one, or humans are wrong (as we so often are) about one species of insect?

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          The specific mosquito species that carries malaria isn’t all that important. Other mosquitos will occupy it’s niches. That’s the mosquito people want to eradicate

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          They don’t feed exclusively on mosquito larvae/eggs. They can easily switch to another source.

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            I wonder how much has been studied about the ability of the other species to proliferate enough to make up and not be eaten out of existence. The mosquitos existing may not be the limiting factor on the population size of other species.

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      People who post shit like this are being intentionally obtuse and provocative. “Wasp” is a big tent classification, and what everyone else thinks of are a few specific creatures.

      A wasp is any insect of the narrow-waisted suborder Apocrita of the order Hymenoptera which is neither a bee nor an ant;

      Vast majority of things that are “wasps” don’t bite/sting and many are important pollinators.

      The bitey stingy ones? Fuck em.

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        As someone who has a live and let live attitude towards most insects…when I got swarmed by ground wasps while weeding out my garden I had no mercy for them after. Aggressive doesn’t even describe how pissed they get.

        It was the first time I didn’t feel bad about using insecticide. So yeah, the hyper aggressive, stinging ones can fuck right off.

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          I’ve found the best thing to use against wasps is diatomaceous earth. It’s non-toxic, and just very tiny silicate animals that get into their joints. It kills the entire nest and not much else around it.

          That’s what they used when the wasps were in my siding and stinging me in my bed at night.

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            Oh that’s a great idea! I didn’t know diatomaceous earth worked on wasps.

            I’ve used it to keep ticks and fleas out of the lawn area my dogs play in, and to get rid of ants.

            I don’t know why it didn’t occur to me to dump it on the wasps, I guess I just thought they were too big? Doesn’t it work by puncturing their exoskeleton and basically sucking all their fluids out?(I could be misinformed on that)

            Either way I’ll go that route if I run into that issue again! Then I don’t have to worry about contaminated areas of my lawn.

            Thank you for the tip!!!

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        You lost me at the end. Now you’re the one being obtuse and provocative. Just because something stings or bites doesn’t mean it isn’t good for the environment.

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      They eat the things that eat the things you eat.

      (e.g. aphids, caterpillars and mfcking thrips and leaf miners)

      PS: ok just one more: if bees are the plant matchmakers, wasps are broad spectrum pest exterminators.

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        Yeah… well the also eat my peaches and plums. So they eat my food, and that just ain’t cool. On top of that they set up shop by my front door and then sting me for just walking into MY house where I was letting them make a little room of their own. Not no more. Them bitchass mfers are back in hell where they belong, and my world is much better since I opened that portal for them.

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          yea, ok, we got rid of our peaches anyway, it wasn’t that bad :D but yea, keep boundaries, ok.

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      Many wasp species, while not considered pollinators, still transport pollen and pollinate plants. Others hunt pest insects. There are also many species that are vital as prey for birds

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        That’s only some types of figs and one type of tiny wasp. Most figs we eat are virgin fruit.

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    More wasp propaganda. Nature does not owe me safety. My house siding is NOT NATURE. I WILL REVEL IN THEIR DEATH THROES.

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    Of course nature doesn’t owe us safety. That’s why it’s up to us to ensure our own safety by killing it with fire.

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    Stupid question.

    Could a wasp be bred/altered to not have a sting, or at best not have a sting that can penetrate human skin? It’s akin to domestication, but we selectively breed wasps to not be such cunts.

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      You’re thinking of bees. Also iirc wasps used to be the only way to pollinate certain figs, and considering the popularity of figs through history, someone probably attempted this.

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      As someone who works outside several days in an area with multiple species of wasps, including murder hornets, that would be fantastic. I’ve not been stung yet, but it’s only a matter of time and I might be allergic (I’m allergic to bees, or at least used to be, but I only had light swelling from a paper wasp. Still, I’d rather not find out).

      Speaking of, if we could make all my local snakes non-venomous, I would be delighted.

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    I stopped being scared of wasps after learning how to read their body language. Quiet buzzing and relaxed wings = calm, whereas loud buzzing and raised wings = mad. Plus, as long as you’re not allergic, a sting is just temporary pain, which definitely isn’t worth taking their life. Wasps are literally just animals, and we should be kind to them.

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    Pest control guy killed the wasps on my balcony without asking :/ I don’t even use the balcony, they were just chillin. Now theres just a pile of corpses

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      I have to hide from the windows when pest control comes. I don’t wanna know what they do. I need to talk to my wife about it, I would’ve cancelled it otherwise.

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    listen, i didn’t ask to be born with a functional aversion to isopods and insects in general, ok.

    I didn’t want this shit, but i got it anyway.