Is that… a wheelchair? Alas, we’ve been outjerked again. They can’t keep getting away with this!
Just wait, it can’t be long until they weld cope cages to the wheelchairs.
Dead Rising strats
A wheelchair, some hedge clippers, pocketsful of magazines, and a LEGO man head. He’d be unstoppable.
Adapt, improvise, overcome, colonize.
I didn’t have tactical assault wheelchair on my bingo card.
If you did, that would say more about you.
When you’re putting people in wheelchairs on the front lines, you’ve already lost.
Why did 'ol Wheels there get off his chair and start crawling towards the sunset? Maybe he heard the drone and figured he’d be better off Somewhere Else™?
He just disembarked his APC to assault a nearby trench, comrade.
Tip of the spear, edge of the knife.