My younger cousin once came back from a fishing trip at a local pond in Nebraska and kept talking about the butt fish and how its face looked like a butt. So you’d ask him what he meant and what did it look like, and then he’d drop his pants and moon you and run away.

His name was Garrett, and now he’s married and took over the family ranch. I wonder how his wife puts up with him.

Lemme raise you a better one:

Pistol Shrimp & Goby Fish.

Its all fun and games until the pearlfish decides it’s time to go home ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Why is this post a screenshot of a post of a comic instead of just a direct link or reupload of the image file?

Third panel has big DOMA, DOMA, DOMA DOMA DOMA energy.

Edit: fun fact, by the way: I unfortunately can’t remember the name right now, but I swear this is real: there’s a crab whose entire deal in life is that it’s an obligate endoparasite of the rectum of a species of sea urchin.

Edit 2: Found it: Echinoecus pentagonus

I asked my SO and I think we settled on the stinkhorn and fly