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This is actually a pretty good post
Right it’s still reeking of the usual LinkedIn vibe (“my infinite wisdom will change your life!”) but at least it’s factual stuff and humorous.
I mean I kind of get the metaphor and appreciate the idea of being the kind of leader that people can feel comfortable around, but there’s got to be better ways of expressing that.
Farting is a metaphor for when you actually fart.
This is why I fart constantly whenever I’m in the office. Not only am I asserting dominance, but I’m setting an example for the junior engineers.
Broke: not farting in the office
Woke: farting in the office
Bespoke: sharting in the office
I fart in my boss’s general direction.