This one’s my go-to.

I prefer wholly water.

Prison slavery is actually now unconstitutional in the state, as of TN’s last election.

It’s technically not newsworthy, due to how commonly the “R” accompanies elected criminals.

Certain subtitle formats cannot be directly streamed, so your server is probably re-encoding video on the fly to burn in the subtitles. PGS format is actually a series of images and will always require re-encoding video. Picking SRT should work with device direct streaming.

Birds still haven’t figured out pants. Bunch of naked musicians, those birds.

Uncommon

It’s riper, smoked jalapeno, so a bit hotter, but not by an order of magnitude.

Popping corn, coconut oil, salt, cumin, garlic powder, and chipotle powder.

Intimation Crab is giving you subtle claw gestures.

It’s 67° in the photo, so it’s been… 20 years?

Or no longer innocent.

I’d watch a papillon noire.

StackAmbulance issue closed as duplicate of 536577. -5 points.

And if it beeps on the same side no matter which way you’re facing, you might be wearing it.

Jellyfish eat animals and animal byproducts, so no, they are not vegan.

Jokes aside, often vegans follow dietary restrictions for reasons other than an ethical or moral belief against causing pain. Many vegans don’t even eat honey, so I imagine jellyfish is pretty safely in non-vegan territory.