So Moo Dang just goes for the little ones?

I don’t think that worked out so well for the titans,

Continue having children throughout your immortality every 20 years or so. Make sure you have an child of the gender equal to your own, and on their 21st birthday, you switch identities with them. You sit for their picture on their newly issued ID on their 21st birthday, and suddenly its your picture that is the one of record for the legal 21 year old. Your child takes over you identity, grows old, and dies. Repeat ad infinitum.

what happens when the child is immortal too?

So, what I would likely do, is go to a country with somewhat easy-to-bribe officials, get a new identity made there; Then get a degree as an OBGYN and slip false names into their system.

you can then re immigrate to wherever, get a somewhat corrupt doctor to keep the “family” running so you get new identities that don’t involve taking over actual people’s identities.

depending on how careful you want to get, you’d have to then generate fake histories with residences, and eventually careers, but given the ability to compound inordinate wealth; it wouldn’t be too hard.

When I talk about “Outstate Rednecks”, West and the governor-candidate guy that ran against Walz last time are the kinds of people I’m talking about. They make it easy to defeat them.

What’s terrifying though, is that of all the potential candidates for MN governor the GOP put up… Jensen was the least insane. (I mean that literally.)

“I don’t know that we can. But the first step is to stop pouring proverbial kerosene on the fire.”

He’s running for a US senate seat. This isn’t really “just” a state and local politics; even if non-minnesotans don’t really get a say.

Personally, I’m glad this asshat is running. we might be able to flip the seat.

But setting legalities aside…I wonder how practical it would be to do something like this and get better output than these guys flying the things did?

Ghost kitchens can be rented for not very much in terms of expense. using a ghost kitchen rental, you can bake them the night before and sell them in the morning. Some of the spaces I’m looking at, it’s about 150/month (USD) for a furnished kitchen. you can then drive them out that morning to outlets (Grocery stores, gas stations, farmers markets?).

alternatively, its about 2k for a low end comercial convection oven, about 6k for a conveyer/impinger oven (which would offer higher through-put on the cookies and bake-on-demand.) a comercial mixer goes for abotu 1k, and then there’s the truck… which not gonna guess at.

the airfare, if that’s what they were doing is 150 for the cheapest ticket, which would stack up. from what I can tell, general shipping starts at around that much as well. Meaning that it would stack up quickly. So for a one time thing where you were scalping somebody else’s product? sure, it might make some sense. but you’re going to lose business fast since nobody is going to willingly pay 20 bucks for stale cookies, especially if they taste like the inside of someone’s luggage. (Though, I suspect they were shipped as airfreight, which is why it took 5 days to get out there. Not sure which would be worse. Tasting like someone’s luggage, or tasting like an amazon box.)

Personally, if I’m spending that much on a cookie, it had better be made fresh and come warm and gooey. Just saying.

A preexisting conflict cause might make sense,

Trump wears Elevator shoes to appear taller. This is part of the reason why he’s always hunched forward.

DeSantis also wears them.

many “normal” EULA’s aren’t really binding, if you get down to it.

Also. Relevant XKCD

well she didn’t mean any of the rain precipitators. She meant, they actively controlled hurricanes. It’s both weird and fucking stupid.

Actually. I wonder what would happen if you took a microwave array, of appropriately huge power, and directed it at the hurricane’s flanks, you know. to heat up the water on that side. maybe make some wind. I bet you could steer it “some”…

(Mexico, if you’re reading this, I absolutely won’t try this, if you send me your best street taco recipe.)

“About 3 minutes and ding its done!”

He knows….the internet lasts longer than diamonds, right?

Have you seen the carbon footprint of a rocket launch?

I’d rather compost. Let their anger feed kids. Literally.

Spray on gold rustoleum?

I like the way you think.

this is an aspect of chinese culture they want brought to america, too.

authoritarians love it when people nark on each other hoping to get slightly better scraps for it.

the random single toilet bathroom that’s got one of those pull-on-pull off hanging lighbulbs and exposed plumbing, a sink that’s cracked enough to not be useful, and the entire space generally hasn’t seen custodial attention in forever because like 3 people on the staff know about it.

that room should be his memorial.

I think I saw that anime.

you don’t want to smoke the trump bible.

it’s probably made in china and contaminated with shitloads of toxins and heavy metals.