My mother was a shit mother and she wishes for nothing more than for grandchildren. I am the oldest of 4 boys and I am determined to not have any. Being gay makes it easy. And if I ever adopt, she will be denied seeing them. The next brother under me is infertile. The third is depressed about the state of the world and an internet dweller. Her only chance is the 16 year old. She’s already 50. If the last one holds out another 10 years, she may well never get to baby sit any grandchild nor should she.

Emotionally abusive wretch.

“BREAKING NEWS!!!”

Ok Himiko.

Annular eclipse was on October 2nd and I think it was for the Pacific and some of South America.

He does. Frequently.

“Buy commemorative coins, crypto, watches and Bibles to own the libs!”

I’ve seen my grandma’s email.

“I’m here to impregnate your couch.”

An obvious lie. We all know they only wear Linux socks

And use Arch btw.

The cross over distance must be pspspspsps.

Yes. And the “broad flat nails” retort for this is “with parallel opposing sides.”

Saved this to print and stick on gas pumps.

how her tiny mind works.

Simple. It doesn’t.

Probably something to do with strain on the body. Studies show T. rex couldn’t even run. Maybe a fast walk. Additionally, the way the muscles attach to the bones probably don’t support hopping.

Ergot is a hell of a gamble in bread too.

Notice how all of mine were things for which little money is spent in the process. Lol.

Same AF.

Still try and do the thing. Just don’t tell anyone until it’s done!

I believe in your book idea/code project/game concept/movie script!

The trick is to tell no one and still do nothing! You get to keep the friends and the anxiety!

Marry him.

Knowing is half the battle.

I was one of those “gifted children that was too lazy” and my mother was one of those “nothing can be wrong with my child or it reflects poorly on me!” and I got diagnosed with full blown ADHD at 29.

Therapy and drugs are great. And I’m glad you were aware enough to get your child tested. Early is for their best.

Yup. Other mammals will just eat fruit that fell off the tree and fermented on the ground.

Wasted monkeys everywhere.