US and Germans (with some French celebrity prisoners) fight other Germans. My favorite part of this battle is when the French superstar Tennis player vaults a castle wall and runs through enemy lines to ask for reinforcements.

One time I couldn’t get a jar of jelly open so I smashed it. There are definitely better ways.

I’ve been playing trombone for 23 years. There is no 0th position.

I always thought of Belgians as being swamp French. It’s the Dutch who are swamp Germans.

I’m a brass musician and an atheist so the only time I go to church is when I’m getting paid. The last time some Mormons approached me about going to church I asked them, “What’s the pay?”

They were genuinely confused.

I don’t think there are grizzlies and polar bears in Florida. Maybe in a zoo?

That’s the game!

I like to play a little game when the bus shows up: 5 minutes early or 10 minutes late?

This movie is dedicated to the brave freedom fighters of the Mujihadeen