I’ve tried being nocturnal for some time before I started going to college. I got more productive with my studies, but then my heart rate started acting weird, having spikes in random moments, and I decided to stop. My heart rate returned to normal after that.

woah your answer was wilder than my bf’s story about his stone. Went beyond my expectations. Congrats :v

my bf once used a cum shot to ““get it out faster”” once

BNUUY

“who is this boy? Is he a friend of yours?”

!microblogmemes@lemmy.world

this unironically

At least they were funny

Are you sure it’s the case and not the dvd player? My old PS2 would scratch the disks with its lens and made circular scratches similar to this.

sad to think this probably is the best opportunity north-koreans will have to flee from their country