blue lion

surely one of the games of all time

• a hello world doesn’t need libraries in Java
• installing JDK takes at most 5 steps, depending on the OS
• a nullpointerexception is more likely the developper’s fault (unassigned value, calling a function on a null object)
• IntelliJ is easy to install and modern (granted, other IDEs are very ancient)
• developping GUI apps is a PITA, no matter the ecosystem (generally)

The rest is more or less spot on (no idea about concurrency issues though)

Anon turns his whole family vegan because he’s too nervous

I heard grass tastes allright if you sprinkle some oil and salt on it. Never tried it myself, though.

The Geneva Suggestion

The few times I used it it fid a good job of stripping out SEO garbage, but I still prefer duckduckgo for its generally more relevant results.

Firefox Klar has telemetry disabled to comply with stricter German regulation

My earbuds exploding while I’m using them

she’s actually from a meme: