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Sounds more like a Timelord to me.

Thought it was a new distro. Now I’m disappointed.

No, they use PayPal instead of checks now.

I had a roommate who was in med school. He wanted to be a psychiatrist. His surname was Carver, so naturally he became a surgeon.

Their punishment is that they shall face a firing squad… While wearing bullet proof vests

Must run Windows 95

Windows was the enshittification of DOS.

Something about a sniper in Dallas sounds familiar…

I can imagine Lockheed doing it to find skunkworks, but no so much for Boeing

I was going to comment that Doc Ellis would be proud.

Having lived most of my life in Florida, the only time I emptied my lawnmower in the winter is while mowing my lawn.

That’s the Beester Bunny.

Yes, JD Vance lied about abortion, and no, you shouldn’t trust anything he or Donald Trump says about reproductive rights

I wish I could afford a toothbrush.

I thought YouTube Premium was like WinRAR. Nobody actually pays for it.

I thought the word was going to be Trump

Someone will put the AppImage in AUR

That’s grammatically bad even in French or Franglish. It should be Les otters.

Sounds lovely. /S

Reminds me of a bridge that the road passing under got resurfaced and raised a few inches but the signs never got changed. After a truck got stuck, at least they fixed the sign.