• @corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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    51 month ago

    If we throw out the idea that the Games were meant to mark a cessation in hostilities, then let’s not go halfway.

    Get the SCA in there with their plastic armour and rattan swords and let’s have 1:1 and M:M combat. I want chariot races. I want simulated boarding actions from ‘ships’. I want a new colosseum built every 4 years and events 24/7 to a roaring crowd punctuated only by the sound of pneumatic t-shirt cannons. When they’re done, use them for death-row criminals in actual gear to fight for PPV for victim compensation. MORTAL COMBAAAAAAAT

        • @SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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          11 month ago

          Well obviously you rig them so you have someone survive and become popular, but you have to take them out before their 10th fight/race so they don’t earn their freedom.