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  • stonerboner@lemmynsfw.com
    8·
    5 months ago

    I can assure you that everyone who has posted “on a list” publicly is on a list.

    I like to make it trickier, and post cryptographic hash’s for my FBI guys to decipher:

    03a3b754bc35a4a945f313e8a559d4af1a2f5e7e0f7b586c72f1a49e7e1e2372

    • Furbag@lemmy.world
      5·
      5 months ago

      Please stop, we’re having a hard enough time keeping up with your porn browsing habits. The cipher guys are all threatening to quit if they have to do any more of these.

      Sincerely, your three letter agency minder.

      • stonerboner@lemmynsfw.com
        3·
        5 months ago

        Dear FBI guy,

        You know I enjoy the fact that when I browse porn, we browse together. I attempt to take you on a journey with it— is it not your flavor? Let me know your preferences and I’ll try to meet you in the middle.

        As well, I understand if you’re a little sore that I didn’t tell you the algorithm for the hash. It’s SHA-256. I know you would never give up on me, so likewise never gunna give you up.