I mean technically a thesaurus could’ve fought both

So what’s the verdict, are the electric unicycles cool? Have they broken the curse? They do look cool, and you better be wearing the full motorcycle getup if you know what’s good for you, because they’re fast as f too.

if you made a movie where George Washington defeated the British with tactical nukes while wearing a cowboy out it would still be more accurate than Braveheart

My microsoft dinosaur CD said otherwise!

But they broke my microsoft dinosaur CD and they bonked me on the head and broke all my pencils! I’m very hurt about this.

TIL that electric unicycles exist…

Is the one on the photo missing some tooth?

Now I just wanna see the T-Rex fighting a stegosaurus while both are riding unicycles.

Same for cleopatra and the pyramids