Based on a quick web search, a whale can nut anywhere from 1-10 gallons. So yeah it doesn’t even need to be Godzilla size. Just whale size.
Why you think the sea salty?
Because minerals that are washed out by mountain creeks do not evaporate while water does.
I also am in fact “fun at parties”
Nah, you can’t fool me. I’ve seen that one episode of The Magic School Bus. I know the oceans are full of fish spooge.
Cause they refuse to git gud.
Am I the only one who hates this format of punchline first?
It’s terrible and after a year my brain finally adapted.
sweats profusely, avoiding urge to go to an AI image generator right this second
Plenty of images online already lol
Monster fucker twitter is leaking again
Reporting in
reminds me of the ‘which monsters actually taste good’ discussion
if your name is laios the answer is all of them
Reminds me of a riddle:
What comes in quarts?
An elephant.
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I just leave this here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFUvmZWf4hI
I watch this every time it’s posted. Might be my favorite from them.