• SirDerpy@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    Hello good Sir and potential investor. Here at Disney we commodify the art quickly, pushing to saturation, hooking a generation. From Mickey Mouse to Star Wars and Snow White to Marvel - Rest assured we’ll always be “the next Disney”.

    Our potential plans for the future include becoming a bank and going mask off to buy the state of Florida.

    Questions?