• milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee
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    2 months ago

    I like fair hair and I will not lie
    You other poets can’t deny
    That when a wench walks in
    With eyes as grey as glass
    And a well-developed arse
    You get…

    … Recognised as one of the leading influences on English literature.

    • Angry_Autist (he/him)@lemmy.world
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      …bone, approach her chaperone
      Egads! Her posterior’s grown
      Shocked by the gown she’s wearing
      I’m flustered and can’t stop staring

      My lady, dance to this quartet
      And take your portrait
      My fellows tried to warn me
      But with that bustle you’ve acquired makes (me so horny)
      Ooh, lead dust smooth skin
      You say you wanna get in my coach?
      Well, stop short, stop short
      Indeed, you’re not the average escort

      I’ve observe her dancing
      Lucifer take romancing
      She’s refined of course
      The appearance of a purebred horse
      I’m tired of broad printings
      Declaring modest rumps are the thing
      Take the average Moor man and ask him aye
      She must possess wide thighs