For me, it may be that the toilet paper roll needs to have the open end away from the wall. I don’t want to reach under the roll to take a piece! That’s ludicrous!
That or my recent addiction to correcting people when they use “less” when they should use “fewer”
I’ve never heard anyone try to say URL as anything but an initialization. Do some people say “earl” or “yerl”? At best, that would have me confused.
I’ll disagree on the last two though. Both are more syllables than simply saying “sequel” or “gooey” instead.