Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) has fallen silent on abortion as he faces a challenge from Democratic Rep. Colin Allred in 2024, and as his state has come under fire for one of the nation's most extreme abortion bans and women have been forced to flee to other states for care. But back in his first term in off...
That’s cold man. Any colder and he’ll be forced to take a vaca in Mexico
Well you see, every February is egg laying season, and he needs those warm sandy beaches to incubate his spawn.
Usually, he can just go down to Galveston and get what he needs. But that year was a very, very special case. It’s not easy being cold blooded.