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minus-squareMataVatnik@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up27arrow-down1·14 days agoI have a thick 7" meat hammer I need a different excuse
minus-squareTwoBeeSan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up44·14 days agoDad I’m sorry I look too cute in skirts
minus-squareMataVatnik@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·edit-214 days agoPerf, “skirts are the only way I can let my massive dick breathe”
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·13 days agoLike that song by Cake, it goes “I like a girl with a short skirt and a long penis”
minus-squaresteventhedev@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·14 days agoThat is a valid reason to move to Scotland
minus-squareFosheze@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·14 days ago“Well, dad, estrogen is the only thing that might make my crotch bludgeon somewhat managable.”
minus-squareMatch!!@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·13 days ago“god meeded to nerf my big ween”
I have a thick 7" meat hammer I need a different excuse
Dad I’m sorry I look too cute in skirts
Perf, “skirts are the only way I can let my massive dick breathe”
O.O
Like that song by Cake, it goes “I like a girl with a short skirt and a long penis”
That is a valid reason to move to Scotland
“Well, dad, estrogen is the only thing that might make my crotch bludgeon somewhat managable.”
“god meeded to nerf my big ween”
😂