• thefartographer@lemm.ee
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    2 months ago

    “This is it Donny, use your laser eyebeams to cut her in half! DIDN’T YOU HEAR HER INSULT YOU? CUT HER IN HALF!!!

    “Hey, it’s okay buddy, you’re just trying your best…”

    “Wtf?! I’ll pay bail for whoever kills that voice”

    “See Donny? We used our laser eyebeams just fine. You’re a real disappointment.”

    “Loser”

    “SAD”

    “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

    … so bad, it’s so ridiculous…

    “You did it Donny, YOU WON THE DEBATE!!!”

    “Is someone toasting something?”