Yeah this didn’t happen because there’s literally no reason to bring that up. Unless OP was being creepy which is totally possible given the website.
This is infinitely funnier if OP is a woman
“Well, then I now identify as a woman, girrrrl!”
Oof. That seems inappropriate on so many levels. I think it offends pretty much everyone.
“Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s…”
“Hi Lesbian, I’m Moss”
“Oh, that makes sense.”
👍
No one was asking because no one was interested.
tell me something not so obvious
If this is the US, straight to HR. 🤑
“Hi, Lesbian, I’m Brian.”
Beat me to it! I already posted mine before I saw yours haha
“Good for you, but what does that have to do with the job?”
And by job I mean my penis.
My man. This is not the way.
Respond super excited, like when you meet someone who shares the same niche hobby than you: “I like girls too! So tell me, what have you found to be the best technic to eat pussy?”
A thespian you say? Why, I was in a production of Hamlet myself!
Thespians? Aren’t those illegal in 7 states?
Omg if they wear the clothes off the opposite gender
E tu, brute?
“Neat.”