This is infinitely funnier if OP is a woman
“Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s…”
“Hi Lesbian, I’m Moss”
“Oh, that makes sense.”
👍
No one was asking because no one was interested.
tell me something not so obvious
“Hi, Lesbian, I’m Brian.”
Beat me to it! I already posted mine before I saw yours haha
“Good for you, but what does that have to do with the job?”
And by job I mean my penis.
My man. This is not the way.
Respond super excited, like when you meet someone who shares the same niche hobby than you: “I like girls too! So tell me, what have you found to be the best technic to eat pussy?”
A thespian you say? Why, I was in a production of Hamlet myself!
Thespians? Aren’t those illegal in 7 states?
Omg if they wear the clothes off the opposite gender
E tu, brute?
“Neat.”
What prompted that disclosure? Could she smell the horniness emanating from Anon? Did he, as he noticed she was a woman, give off a vibe like a starving cartoon wolf imagining the main character as comprised entirely of sausages?
I believe he started vibrating 15,000 Hertz. A totally normal response in the presence of all women, not the sign of a weirdo at all.
“I, too, am a connoisseur of fine pussy.”
I respond by hoping I’m a girl in this scenario. Anon forgot to specify.
Look at the image
Anon also forgot to lead with “be me”…