ZeroCool@vger.social to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months agoTake the day off, it's Mother's Dayi.ibb.coimagemessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
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minus-squareChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 months agoI was tempted to get back into shoplifting yesterday morning when I went to the grocery store to get flowers and saw the prices. If I could have jammed that vase into my back pocket, I probably would have tried it.
minus-squareRekorse@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 months agoSeriously! Shoulda saved up all my shopliftings instead of wasting them all years ago when everything was already cheap! I got crime FOMO
I was tempted to get back into shoplifting yesterday morning when I went to the grocery store to get flowers and saw the prices. If I could have jammed that vase into my back pocket, I probably would have tried it.
Seriously! Shoulda saved up all my shopliftings instead of wasting them all years ago when everything was already cheap!
I got crime FOMO