I’m at a fucking
:.|:;for wordsprobably: fake
definitely: gayVery: kinky
Hotel: Trivago
not sure if fake, but definetly gay
On the plus side, there’s very little chance of birth defects!
but a little chance of butt defects
What do you think OP is?
mom kicks me out for being gay
find a sugar daddy
My reading tells me OP is a dude.
Who posts greentexts on 4chan.
Yup, here’s my flowchart:
posts on 4chan => dude
That’s it.
I think OP is implying that since this person is posting on 4 chan, this person likely already has a birth defect causing some sort of mental deficiency.
that’s so sad i wish they had more time together
I can’t be the only one who saw that coming the moment they read the line “found a sugar daddy,” right?
I can’t be the only one who saw that coming
I’m surprised you can visualize it so well. I didn’t see them coming, though the title did give insight into the plot twist.
🇮 🇸🇪🇪N 🇾🇴🇺 🇨🇴🇲🇮🇳🇬 🇫🇷🇴🇲 🇦 🇲🇮🇱🇪 🇦🇼🇦🇾, 🇸🇹🇪🇻🇪🇳
Gotta include a line about changing your name to reflect your new gay identity or else the Dad would have known it was him
or they just spent 2 years together without saying eachothers names, like normal people do
what if the dad knew?
Son, I didn’t get a chance to play ball with you when you were growing up. Let’s make up for lost time.
Kinky
Could be true, it is gay
Fake: Anon got a free house, obviously every millennials dream
Gay: Anon fucked their dad
but they spent 2 years together without knowing eachother’s names
they probably knew each other’s fursona names
This is the poor man’s Oedipus Rex.
It’s like that movie Oldboy, but gay and less violent. Gayboy.
And the hammering is in the bed.
With more tongue.
And more fake.
Anon discovers Oedipus.
reverse oedipus
No, its gay. Oedicoc
The secret is his mom also cheated so he wasn’t really his dad. That’s why they never recognised each other
8yo is super young for his dad to realise he’s gay, so all power to him.