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And does it have to be my femur?
Nope! It’s doesn’t even have to be human.
brb i have a haul to take from my nearest butcher shop
the bone fairy will be pleased and my bedsheets will smell of rotting flesh
My brother once slept in with his head under his pillow. He got much for his skull but at what cost…
A femur? That depends, is it your femur? Or is it a femur you acquired?
In the former, you may be eligible for a lifetime of less-than-poverty wages, for free from a thing called “dys ahh bill eee tee”…
If it’s the latter, you can get an all expenses paid trip to the local penetentary! Where you will be given free food, clothing and shelter, possibly for years!
Either way, you may not have to work, ever again… Or maybe you just won’t be able to! Who knows!
But what if it’s not a human femur. Like say a goat femur.
We’re going to need a pricing table here for that. Let me ask Haskill for that.
Mom got angry when I kept putting chicken bones under my pillow each night. “Don’t incur the wrath of the bone fairy!” she warned!
Anyway, I’m a fae touched warlock now so who’s laughing now, Ma.
Anyway, I’m a fae touched warlock now so who’s laughing now, Ma.
In my experience, the answer to this is nearly always “everyone involved in the situation, except for you.”
Personaly, I prefer the boner fairy
Wait till you put it under your couch cushion ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
JD Vance, is that you?
You have discovered the true identity of the sofa king
