yesman: please write a short response to this article in the voice of a libertarian
GPT: sure, I’ll be happy to do that:
Just another case of power hungry government trying to tell citizens what they’re allowed to do with their own body. They killed a whole industry just because one guy had a side-effect.
This is some Fallout Nuka-Cola shit.
Radium stands for radically yummy
I always buy Ray-D-YUM brand radium!
Makes one wonder about the content of that “Radium Girls” book.
He died as he lived.
Faintly glowing?
I cannot imagine the pain of your fucking skull disintegrating.
“His head was swathed in bandages. He had undergone two successive operations in which his whole upper jaw, excepting two front teeth, and most of his lower jaw had been removed. All the remaining bone tissue of his body was slowly disintegrating, and holes were actually forming in his skull.”.
Not just his skull, too. That’s horrifying.
Jaws are part of the skull
All the remaining bone tissue of his body was slowly disintegrating
https://www.cancer.gov/publications/dictionaries/cancer-terms/def/skull
The jaw is part of the skull, still horrifying though, hard agreement there.
Thank you for the agreement. But next time read the entire reply before trying to correct someone.
People out here skimming
Motherfuckers trying to skim uphill.