• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    22 days ago

    Putting up $10M of my own money for the UnderpantsWeevil Memorial Foundation For Running For Mayor Next Year and Giving Six People A Down Payment on Cancer Treatments. I’m hiring dozens of children and siblings of the local newspaper and local media staff as well as bringing on the spouse of the County Judge and the best friend of the Biggest Party’s County Chairperson to help with this critical issue as consultants.

    If you’d like to donate your own money to help with this important effort, show up at any of these businesses owned by my closer personal friends and pay them an extra $3 at checkout, so they can claim your donation as a write-down on their taxes. And if you’d like to volunteer? Here’s a stack of pointless busywork assigned out by one of the nepo-hires mentioned previously.

    Together, we can end the initial cost of a cancer screening for six people. And as someone whose name is being plastered all over town, I assure you that together we can do so much more. Don’t believe the Epstein Flight Logs. I’ll see you all next November.

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      22 days ago

      show up at any of these businesses owned by my closer personal friends and pay them an extra $3 at checkout, so they can claim your donation as a write-down on their taxes

      It doesn’t work that way. You get a receipt for your donation and get to claim it on your taxes. The company does not.