Seriously, “Ensure the CEO sleeps before a certain time”
With all those skills, tasks and resposabilites they’re asking for a fucking full-stack babysitter…
“CoinClan”
Yeah, some time in the not so distant future, that paycheck is gonna bounce.But heeeyyyy! You can get paid in their shitcoin that will totally be worth more than an infinitesimal fraction of a cent, just two more weeks!
I’d only consider the position if I could figure out a way to manipulate the CEO into executing a rugpull that I engineered to my benefit…
It mostly reads as “extreme” but fair enough for a very well paid PA with a company credit card until you get to the compensation. Then its idiotic.
This is a job description for 2 people making $100,000 each. Or one insane person who wants to make $200k.
Not just that but it sounds like a trafficking scam. No friends or family: wtaf?!
It weirdly says “remote”. 🤔
You will be, once they’ve abducted you.
This is listed as “remote”? How would this even remotely be accomplished if not in person? That CEO is gonna be under CPS soon.
Remote is the “hottest” section of job sites, so stupid companies will list every job under “remote” on the off chance that someone looking for remote work will accept non remote work.
The shittier ones will even tell you its remote up until the interviews, when it will suddenly be “hybrid” remote, i.e not remote.
Hybrid 99.9̅% in-office
So this guy basically needs a full-time mother.
How is a person who can’t manage their own meals and bedtime able to manage a company?
As per the post it’s a shit coin company; the “CEO” is gonna work at McDonald’s in a couple of
yearsmonths.Tbf it looks very suspicious, Malaysia, No family, no place of residency, coin something…
This type of jobs do exist but no company would look for this kind of job with so much responsability and access to sensitive information on likedin. Those type of jobs are either internal promotion or head hunted with classified information until later in the interview process
It’s almost like the management class are mainly unproductive parasites who can’t wipe their own asses.
So they basically are getting the CEO job without getting compensated properly since they are “just” PA level. Fantastic.
Pretty much every PA
