This is the same sort of shit my 60yo aunt posts on facebook.

It mostly reads as “extreme” but fair enough for a very well paid PA with a company credit card until you get to the compensation. Then its idiotic.

This is a job description for 2 people making $100,000 each. Or one insane person who wants to make $200k.

Nobody ever got Dysentery or Cholera from poop flavored chocolate.