• ALQ@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    13
    ·
    5 hours ago

    Absolutely! As long as you wear our patented Swiss-made* MAGA-colored glasses, of course. Starting price $999.99.

    *Product not made anywhere. If you visit our LLC’s location, please do not be alarmed that it’s just a Starbucks. Enjoy a coffee, on you.