I have one from a band called Massie that says “you work hard, I’ll be sexy”.
Makes me laugh every time.
I also have a t-shirt with a purple teddy bear under a paragraph of text telling a nihilist horror story in broken english about that teddy bear as if he were a real person.
Both winners.
“Surely not everyone was King Fu fighting”
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/surely-not-everybody-was-kung-fu-fighti
And the other one
“Yes but where on Eileen?”
Hahah, Those are both good, but I think the Kung Fu Fighting one is more my style.
“Surely not everybody…”