return2ozma@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 2 days agoDentists are pulling healthy and treatable teeth to profit from implants, experts warnwww.cbsnews.comvideomessage-square37fedilinkarrow-up1362arrow-down18
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minus-squareblindbunny@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·edit-21 day agoThey’re trying to monetize their patient’s suffering before the tooth growing drug gets popular. I can almost guarantee it.
minus-squareTylerdurdon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 day agoI wonder if the side effects will include “teeth growing in unusual locations…” beyond the usual nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea of course.
minus-squareCort@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 day agoOther end, they’ll be in your butt. On the upside your poops will look like this:
minus-squareTylerdurdon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 day agoThanks for ruining play doh! I can never play again!
minus-squareTylerdurdon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 day agoGet in the front leaning rest and give me 50, private!
They’re trying to monetize their patient’s suffering before the tooth growing drug gets popular. I can almost guarantee it.
I wonder if the side effects will include “teeth growing in unusual locations…” beyond the usual nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea of course.
It’s going to be in the brain, isn’t it.
Other end, they’ll be in your butt.
On the upside your poops will look like this:
Thanks for ruining play doh! I can never play again!
Privates
Sir, yes, sir!
Get in the front leaning rest and give me 50, private!
drops and grows 50 teeth