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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to The Internet in Ancient Times@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

I don't get it. I'm a nice guy, I eat well, I work out, but I can never get a date. All Zeus has to do is turn into a swan and the ladies are all over him.

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I don't get it. I'm a nice guy, I eat well, I work out, but I can never get a date. All Zeus has to do is turn into a swan and the ladies are all over him.

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to The Internet in Ancient Times@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    😰 someone doesn’t read mythology or understand that “she looked like she was enjoying herself” is not a good justification.

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      🙄 Look at the image in the post.

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      She’s kissing the swan and the other two ladies are into it. That’s the whole joke.

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        Maybe I’m missing something then, where is Zeus?

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          He’s getting smooched by the lady.

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        One of them ladies has a nice dick.

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          I see you’re familiar with Greece.

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