me remembering I caused an outage yesterday by deleting nginx config 🤦♂️
I once set up vpn on a remote system via ssh, and then wondered for a split second why my connection went down when the remote machine switched to being connected to the internet via the vpn.
That one was fun to recover from.
That is why my mum asked my help with her facebook today
“Facebook is dead mom. You’re the last boomer left so they closed up shop. Sorry.”
Give me a $1.25T market cap and I promise I will deliver perfect continuous uptime forever.
You will be able to find embarrassing high school photos of ex-Presidents from the 2020s in the year 2400, climate apocalypse be damned. We will be violating spacetime and causality constraints to deliver continuous uptime, if I’ve got $1.25T worth of company to swing around. You will be able to check Facebook by tapping a rock while standing on the moon. You will look at baby pictures of the children of people who haven’t been born yet. The impossible will be made real.
