Well this isn’t some mundane detail, Michael!

I hope they bring enough body oil this time. Last year the budget was blown on chemtrails and ketamine. I was chafing SO bad during the gay satanic orgy

If the near alarm goes off forfeit all hope

I live in an area with a lot of farms and I’ve been seeing more foreign brands (e.g. Fendt) popping up lately.

If anything, remembering your password or persistent sessions are worse for security. You’re better off with mfa, passwordless authentication and using a password manager

I mean, that’s not too far from the truth

They do, I have a few myself. I just don’t feel the need to constantly have one on me.

That happened in our town too. Local pharmacy that was part of the community for 90 years. Walgreens bought it and it was shut down by the end of the week.

Honestly, I’d be surprised if the venn diagram of “people who would keep guns in their car” and “trump’s base” wasn’t a circle.

There’s going to be a lot of false positives in an environment like that

I was watching a live stream of cams in the Tampa area and the chat was all people arguing whether or not the hurricane was made with HARP :/

I wouldn’t take it as a slight. If they’re like me, any social interaction, even a pleasant one drains my battery

They also don’t know what the internet is and sing all day

That’s what I did when my PC died and I’d do it again given the choice

You sound like me when I’m white-knuckling the recliner trying to make myself relax

If your friend could tap on your CD player without it skipping, you were cool

What’s wrong with lemmy.zip? I’m not up to date with the instance drama

Pure sodium you say? that will surely give your dishes an extra kick

That’s not useless, a 14th century monastery would love to have you

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One example: Check the screws on your electric outlet/light switch faceplates. If the screws are aligned, your electrician gave a shit about their work