I don’t want anyone to learn about my foot fetish, which is why I just stare at my phone’s home screen or at a nearby window.

I think I’m starting to realize why I don’t have a real social life.

Fake: Anon has a wife

Gay: Anon orders a buttplug

That’s a fan theory that was disproven multiple times (even though it would make the series more interesting)

“Mickey would want fair pay,”

Are we sure about that?

One of his best friends is related to a billionaire.

At this point Technology Connections can be considered Lemmy’s patron youtuber.

VLC can probably play DNAs

This is the actual study for anyone interested

Memes are generally divorced from their original source. This format is only used to show the creator has a controversial idea.

I’m pretty sure cannibalism is already legal in the United States. The problem is you can’t legally acquire human meat.

Peaceful protests are really only effective if they are seen as an alternative to more militant groups.

Martin Luther King non violence wouldn’t have been that popular if it wasn’t seen as an alternative for Malcolm X’s more radical ideology.

I’m pretty sure something similar occurred with the suffrage movement but I didn’t remember the details.

He did cheat on his wife.

I just removed it via UBO

Since it’s not publicly owned it doesn’t have to focus on quarterly profits.

If it gets sold to Microsoft they’re probably going to start stripping it down to please investors and get rid banking on how most people will be too lazy to leave it. We’ve seen the same thing happen with reddit and twitter. I’m pretty sure enshittification is inevitable.