I like you.

I eat you last.

WHAT IS LEARNED CAN NEVER BE UNLEARNED.

THIS IS YOUR CURSE FOR USING THE FIRE PROMETHEUS STOLE FROM THE GODS.

It’s 10p EST and I’m still waiting for more 😔

BRING BACK THE FUCKING BUTTONS HOLY SHIT

Or get a black friend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You fucker :(

Praise be Cortana and IE’s reinstallation!

My nigga, Fizz, gets it

Like I tell everyone I sleep with, I got 9 inches for you, just be ready to take it in 3 doses ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

Ain’t even gotta do that, just imagine he suffered for 500,000 years and he did, just like everyone and everything you ever knew was created last Thursday