Amazing. That’s my lunch sorted tomorrow

“Fun” fact: Dyson is the UK’s biggest farmer and richest man Britain’s Biggest farmer

My migration to Linux Mint coincided with getting a Brother Laser printer (DCP-L3520CDW) and I’ve had zero issues with text, photos or scanning. I just fired up the Brother and Mint said “oh, you’ve got a printer, wanna use it?”

Does it specify if different cheese gives you a different level of immunity? Like a soft cheese triangle would be good for a splinter in your pinky but for an assault rifle you may need a slab of Stilton…

Cos he’s a Scramblin’ Maaan…

A: The sun isn’t in space it’s its own self contained atmosphere,

So would you say it’s somehow been towed outside an environment into it’s own environment…?

I was just thinking the other da…ALL HAIL HYPNO TOAD

I saw AC/DC’s second London gig in a pub

Ours plays the Match of the day theme

It drives me fucking nuts

There was the same feeling here in fhe UK with Starmer, although he’s not the leader everyone wants, he at least is driving the bus in fhe right direction.

You’re gonna need something to that beer,wine and sandwiches cold. We got one of these Titan Wheeled Cooler. Sooo useful, and at the end of the day you can put all your shit in there to take back and dump responsibly. Costo had them on offer a while back or the usual online places.

Good God, were you that security guard???

One evening for dinner as a change, I asked my 11 year old Aspergers son “do you fancy a walk to McDonald’s for dinner tonight?”

He said no, which puzzled me because he loves McDonald’s.

But of course I said "do you fancy a walk " which he didn’t.

Brit here. About eight years ago I flew from London to Belfast and return for business. We don’t need a passport to travel to Northern Ireland, just photo id like driving licence is fine.

Coming back to London I approached the gate and before I could pull out my wallet to show my id, the guard says " Good evening Mr. Codandchips have a safe journey "…

Yes they have facial recognition, the cameras are visible but you don’t notice them.

Old British person here, I was always taught double quotation marks for speech and single quotation marks for actually quoting something.

Late Friday evening at the checkout there’s three of us in the queue. Guy at the front has two frozen pizzas, guy number 2 has a bottle of Vodka, guy number 3 (me), has a bottle of wine. None of us have used a divider, after all I’m not paying for his vodka and he’s not going to buy my wine.

We’re joined by a woman with a trolley full of chaos and she asks me if she can go in front as she’s in a hurry.

“Sure, but I’ve only got this” she sees the other two singletons and grumbles. Then she notices the lack of dividers and shouts “WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE???” and proceeds to SLAM down dividers between us.

From then on, I never use dividers, just to see who in the queue is likely to erupt.