Cordyceps

And that just makes it better!

Did you account for multi parti sessions? I believe if you could comprise a crew of rotating pent up young fellers you would get there in no time.

Okay I checked, and based on ml per ejaculation, we would be talking from 160 to 534 releases to get there, so yeah the time intensiveness would be a problem

I’m expecting a new Bad Dragon toy to be in the works

Maybe its the dung and corpse flies they are after

I like the 3 movies in a row & doomscroll option while steaming on the things I should be doing. Then start stressing about not having time to do the things any more, so I will definitely do one of those things by next week (promise!)

This I have taken to call the holy trinity

Definitely wallet. I leave it in the strangest of places

If thst is the sperm, what about the nuts? Would you see the outlines of a bunch of these fuckers just swimming around bump7ng into the walls, stretching the sack around as they go? Well atleast checking the sperm count would get a lot easier I guess

There was a TV show???

God creates man

Think of the possibilities! A teaspoon or 2 of instant coffee in the cup and you are good to go! Garlicy coffee goodness /s

Honestly not the worst idea now I think about it. I have been using the paper towel soak method, but this could actually be less wasteful and easier on the organic composter. Thanks for the tip!

Edit: Ok so I dug into this a bit more (no pun intended), and seems its not the best idea due to the oil potentially seeping into groundwater.

I first read that as highly retarded, and thought it was a bit excessive.