Built like a milk bag cybertruck

Elon’s moobs are even slightly bigger than this AI generated pic

The very beautiful and fertile Elonia

Don’t know or care who Steven Cheung is, but Elon Musk and Charlie Kirk are both white nationalist fascists, so if the segment upset them, then kudos to Scott Pelley.

Oh, pooh

He has “McDonald’s brain”

RFK is a trash human

Oh he definitely swallows

<pictured: the Cowardly Lion, Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Tin Man, gather backstage before donning their costumes for The Wizard of Hamas>

Oh, don’t worry. That was just the new Secretary of Defense and a few of his buddies out blowing off some steam and having a good time.

2028…? 👌😆🤣 It’s all over but the crying.

You can thank Merrick Garland.

”You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself beat to death by Jake Paul…”

No shit, Sherlock.

Raw milk and raw dogging porn stars

Politician life

It was not meant to imply “that chunky people are easily grifted”, my intent was that Elon & Trump were the endomorphs, but it was obviously easily misconstrued.

Either way, your point was valid and it has been edited :)

<looks at Warren…>

<checks calendar…>

<squints…>

<scratches head…>

Thanks for the constructive criticism, it has been edited for a better meaning

Edited with your suggestion :)

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He can tear up all his own DUI’s now instead of having his Daddy do it

Gaetz has a decent chance of getting more done than milquetoast Merrick. (Laughcry 😭)

This timeline is completely FUCKED.