Traditionally, thrust. Thrust hard, aim for the belly.

So are you man

The hell is a mary-in-a-bathtub?

Very, very few. Far fewer than the 40% of Americans that’re obese.

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

Well don’t you know, bird is the word? Everybody knows that bird is the word.

Booo, get rekt butthurt boi

Circumcise MF

Goodbye.

E

Bad news for you, punctuation is descriptive not prescriptive

Link? Google wasn’t helpful

Monk: But I can do ju-jitsu stunning strike

I’d check out the podcasts - I like It’s Probably Not Aliens

Jokes about loss of life are never funny

???

K, well, you also have the choice to eat literally any mushroom you find growing in the ground, doesn’t mean it’d be legal to sell them as shishkabs on the street. Wtf are you on about mate

Aaaand saved, what a copypasta

The other thing ➡️

Trust me, as someone who has that right now I dearly wish I didn’t. It’s false & unhelpful. Especially when there needs to be a painful change but people refuse.

Why’d ye spell yer beans…?