Definitely the Republican mindset. I got mine, fuck everyone else!

Have we tried drinking bleach?

Oi, you got a loiscense for that knife mate?

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover

And my penis was missing again.

This happens all the time.

It’s detachable.

What are the chances of that? Plus I don’t think the runways are nearby anywhere. A lot more likely it was intentional.

Sarcophashits

Just the earth is flat, everything else is sphere. That’s why there’s only life on earth

Nestle would poison every source of water in the world if it meant swelling a few more bottles of water.

More red around the blue.

Should have 5 years ago. Mostly cause fuck disney, but I get why you had it.

You mean Soviet America?

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One can hope there is plenty more of that before they even get into office…

Where do you get those numbers? I mostly ask because I think the new car and used car prices seem high. Also, the rent seems low, but obviously rent is extremely location dependant.

Why isn’t this marked NSFW? It’s highly arousing.

Yea, it sounds like OP has a fear of starting a fire so I would take a few steps to mitigate that fear. If there are other fears holding you back, make a check list to address those as well.

1. Have a plan for if a fire starts. Have a fire extinguisher nearby, and check it once a year to make sure it’s still good. You can use water to put out most things, but if the oil in the pan is on fire, do not use water. Use either a for extinguisher rated for oil fires, or smother with baking soda or cover with a non glass lid.

2. As part of being ready for a fire, know it’s not a big deal unless it’s spreading outside of the stove area. Aka, don’t panic, follow your plan to put it out and move on.

3. Start with food that you really can’t burn, then move onto actually cooking things in a pan. For any recipe, just Google it or watch a video on how to do it. Make some rice in a pot of water, hard boiled eggs, soups etc. From there start with fried eggs, pastas, pan fried fish or chicken, and any other simple dish you might need to use a pan for.

4. It’s also useful to know it’s fairly hard to start a fire while cooking in a pan, unless you leave things unattended or if you have a lot of oil overheat. There will usually be lots of smoke before something bursts into flames, so you’ll have time to stop it before it burns.

But I feel they have more legitimacy and say than you or I. That being said, language is a fluid thing and influenced by the masses.

The man who invented the format/word. He gave his input as well.

That’s Biden and the Democrats fault obviously, they set it up to fail and make trump look bad.

It’s a joke from another meme. There was much debate about how to pronounce gif. Is it like the beginning of give or more like jiffy.

This is a level 2 meme, you have to know a level 1 meme to understand this one.