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  • GelatinGeorge@lemmy.worldtoMemes@lemmy.mlZen Z
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    3 months ago

    Er, what? If I look at the clock and see it’s 0955 I know exactly that it’s 35 minutes. Same for every other example you give. If it’s 1252, it’s so easy to add 8 minutes then add whatever it is more. And you can do that for any time. Say 1017. “Oh no!” Never fear, the just add it to the time wangs are here: +13 to 30 and woah! Easy, foolproof and actually intuitive




  • The second last time I went to a dentist, he told me I had been brushing my teeth wrong. Cool, bought the TeethIoniser5000 plus recommended toothpaste from his suggestion.

    Last time I went to the dentist, he told me that I was still brushing my teeth wrong. “But the last guy?”

    “Wrong. He was wrong.”

    Every fucking dentist has told me whatever way I brush my teeth, I’m doing it wrong, so fuck them. Now I just use my finger.

    Don’t do that, as I have one tooth left I use to open cans.