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There’s no evidence it’s quiltists. That kind of blanket statement has no place in this debate. It could be someone else trying to fleece investors before they cotton on.

This is a joke about Einstein’s form of the Equivalence Principle:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equivalence_principle

Not hanging as low as Arnold’s plums, though, amirite?

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3001

Our culture phrases damn near everything in metaphors of war. The war on drugs. The battle of the bands. Bob lost his battle with cancer. It’s absolutely pervasive, to the point it’s almost as invisible as the air.

If you give yourself a hemorrhoid you’ve got a new friend for life.

Rule number one: the kids are alright.

The public library has tools and such in a lot of places.

Is this a right wing pigeon from outer space?

The happiest thought I’ve seen all day, and it’s already been a real good day.

The best time was 100 years ago. The second-best time is now.

That’s not a bad faith joke. That is an educated person encouraging their partner to do better, gently, with humor.

Hell yeah baby. Wanna meet Papa November?

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That was 5th grade for me. I still wonder what that teacher was thinking.

Lyndon LaRouche. I’d occasionally run across a few of his minions out leafletting and they oozed that culty wacko vibe.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lyndon_LaRouche

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Looks like “The Complete Book of Magic and Witchcraft” by Kathryn Paulsen.

You can get a similar vibe out of golden curry by peeling and pureeing a couple apples. I add them after the onions get soft and fry some moisture out of them before the water and tubers go in.