I couldn’t resist.

Part of the ritual of buying a new Switch game for me is licking it. More difficult for digital downloads, but I was determined and found a way.

I am using and loving Solve by Pomegranate Apps. Multiple workspaces and advanced functions available a swipe away. It doesn’t seem to be available anymore, and it looked like the company was hitting hard times when they dumped things like Trump quotes and other shit apps into the store. So, apprehensive to recommend because of weirdness but best calculator ever.

Edit: down arrows barely meant anything on Reddit and they mean literally nothing here. Fuck you and your annoying orange. Peace out, hugs and kisses.

Fun fact: timbits were named so in honour of his fatal drunk driving car accident.

What is the exclusion zone for campaign signs around a voting place in the US? The article makes it sound like they are right at the site? Or he carried the sign from somewhere else to destroy it on site?

Non-United-Statesian here; try it; trust me.

“How appropriate. You fight like a cow!”

Of course, it just reminded me a little of the “a vote for Bart is a vote for anarchy” gag.

People who support Trump post things Trump said. People who support Harris post things Trump said.

Look who’s using pronouns.

This might be a US thing. I have worked in — what I consider — pretty unfulfilling jobs, but they usually still insist I take my vacation time and remind me to take breaks. Maybe it secretly came back in my performance review in obscure ways so I might also be an idiot.

Diabetic people probably care about egg prices. Low-carb diets were a bit pricier already. But I’m going to go out supposing you are really asking why every article about inflation for the past two years focuses on eggs. I just assumed it was a manifestation of that meme about United Statesians desperately grasping for any metric other than the metric system to quantify the world around them.

Would that not be trademark infringement, if anything?

You now have me wondering if the killer tomatoes in Attack of the Killer Tomatoes are venomous.

2001: A Space Odyssey

I remember that tons of people Russian bots were super apprehensive to change the candidate

The person who had your number previously used WhatsApp. Maybe they are still using that number for WhatsApp.

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It’s a little weird that syphilis and chlamydia are way more euphonic than they ought to be. They just roll off the tongue and feel so good to say.