But aren’t well all connected by our inevitable destiny to pee? Maybe the real poetry was in their username this whole time.

I think this is actually wholesome haha. Well, maybe not the Twitter handle. But like, yeah.

Maybe he sucked the cock of 100 girls and is 100% straight, how transphobic of you to assume he’s bi for sucking cocks /s

(See how easy it is to get offended if you really give it an honest try)

I knew of “smart ass”, but “smart balls” sounds nice for sure too!

How about cocky behavior therapy?